Fun puns and jokes

[fishhao]

Hi, it is me. Your friendliest Nandos. With the recent amount of NEGATIVITY and EVIL ENERGY in forums, I think we need a breath of fresh air with some nice and happy puns.

You can tell the gender of an ant by placing them on water.
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, bouyant.

Let's be nice and limit only 1 pun a day per person

yours SINCEREly,
New Nandos, with a change of heart

 

[Sodaboy]

Your mom.

 

[Ryan]

What did the doctor say to the sick Monomate?

"You're gonna Di, mate!"

 

[Vmufan]

Yo mama so fat, instead of a telepipe she uses a boss teleporter

 

[Knowl]

anybody played the new forza? it’s a wheely good game​

 

[equestriancitizen]

What do u call a bug that lives on ragols polar caps

Arctic

 

[Bonesy]

what do you call a dinosaur from houston
tyrannosaurus tex

 

[Eva]

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead

why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
it was holding on to the first monkey

why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
peer pressure

 

[Esufer]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

[Esufer]

Let's be nice and limit only 1 pun a day per person

what the heck guy i have so much to give

 

[anime]

what happens when the lights turn off in mines 1?
photon drop

 

[Ryan]

what happens when the lights turn off in mines 1?
photon drop

this post is BLESSED

 

[equestriancitizen]

What do u call the ta meeting spot?

SONset base

 

[Liberalce]

what do you call 2 zerking HUcasts who are friends?
DoBuddies

 

[fishhao]

How can you tell a clock is hungry?

It goes back 4 seconds

 

[Knowl]

i had a really cheesy fever, but then i got feta

 

[Alakaboom]

Why are mountains so funny? Cus they're Hill areas.

 

[Alakaboom]

What did the chef say to the terminator? Pasta la vista...

 

[shadow_FIX]

i’ll edit to just include my silly elephant joke then.

how do you kill a blue elephant?
- shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a red elephant?
- no not red elephant gun. squeeze its trunk til it turns blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a green elephant?
- tell it a dirty joke so it turns red, then squeeze its trunk so it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

how do you kill a yellow elephant?
- you ever seen a yellow elephant?

 

[fishhao]

Wow please stop breaking the rules