Fun puns and jokes

[shadow_FIX]

sorry.

<-- this dingus broke the rules. like this post for maximum #shame

 

[equestriancitizen]

do NOT get this one locked guys.... Rules are Rules

 

[Liberalce]

why did the heaven punisher user turn off his mp3 player?
the music had odd beats

 

[gizonde]

do NOT get this one locked guys.... Rules are Rules

get off ur high horse

 

[Esufer]

What do you call an upset, mutated Red Ring Rico?

Dark Feelz

 

[Scotty]

What did the FOnewearl say to De Rol Le?

THIS IS BARTA!

 

[anime]

LMAO

 

[equestriancitizen]

What did the FOnewearl say to De Rol Le?

THIS IS BARTA!

Really proud of you Scotty.

 

[equestriancitizen]

get off ur high horse

Rein it in

 

[Esufer]

Rein it in

you tell those neighsayers

 

[Nyte]

Why does the catcher like playing ball?
Because the ball against his mitt sounded "catchy"

 

[shadow_FIX]

what did the Italian FOmar policeman say after heal-blocking some erratic DF users?

"you're-a under arr-Resta!"

 

[fishhao]

How do astronauts prepare for a party?

They planet

 

[shadow_FIX]

which composer enjoyed more tea than anyone else?

Chai-kovsky

 

[anime]

what did the RES game say to the level 84 fonewearl?

"we're waiting for the resta the party"

 

[Vmufan]

If this topic keeps rambling, it should be rename to Rambling May

 

[fishhao]

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.
I was exhausted.

 

[fishhao]

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
Nothing. It just let out a little whine

 

[Nikki]

What did the DF user say when he got the wrong order at lunch?

"I'll never come to this Resta-rant again!"

 

[shadow_FIX]

where do the Dolmolm twins sleep at night?

Seabed Upper and Seabed Lower.