BTW exactly how large is this Plushie army.
*Blinks at question...* Ahhhh...maybe this may halp give you a grasp of how 'large' it may be...
What is a "Plushie?"
When We first arrive among you
We seem not Solemn to some
They see a funny name like "plushie"
Pfft!, how can 'They' get the job done?
To the Doubters and Haters...
They will All come to Know...
When sprayed with the blood of the fallen
We take on a Passionate Glow!
...OK, thats cute and all...but, Whats a "Plushie?"
*Takes a deep breath*
When you're alone and feel you must tuck tail and Run!
We inspire your heart to Charge like a Taiko Drum!
We chase away that which fills you with Doubt
You've Always been Strong! We just halp bring it out!
We Lead by Example never allowing to remit
We're the voice amongst the chaos, "Did Everyone Hit?"
We're a shoulder to cry on, or warm Cuddles and such
We're a Loving Boot to the Ass saying, "Get the Hell Up!"
We're Purrfectionists or even scolding pedantics
Just be warned that some of Us are Hopeless Romantics!
In the Blackest of moments Our eyes will Gleam Bright
In the Darkest of hours, Draw your Weapon for We are your Light!
When the cries of the weaker summon Our song to be sung
We're invoked like Angry Muthas'_ Defending Our Young!
Scape doll or no, We act as if We've but one life to give
If We were to have a Mantra, it'd be, "That Others May Live!"
If told "Just Kill it!" when left standing Alone and Above
We reply Loudly "We ALL Kill it or NO ONE Does!"
Why and 'What' We are is beyond most Elitists scope
"Its What We plushies do dear! We give...... HOPE!"
Now that this ancients' charm has been cast
You're left bereft with an answer that's still long Overdue...
Consider this Luv, As I draw closer to Whisper...
The Real Question here.... "Is there Plushie in YOU?"
