Doing anything I can to avoid being alone with my thoughts...

[StarLord]

Also feeling kind of sick from the edibles left over from 4/20. Anybody else here like Patrice O'Neal?

It's 8 a.m. and I lay in bed all night without sleeping. Missing her.

Got any jokes?

 

[Alakaboom]

Some people are dumbfounded by a loss for words.
Some people are constipated by a loss for turds.

 

[StarLord]

Appropriately enough, yours is the #2 post in this thread

Have another joke:
I was looking in the mirror the other day, trying to figure out what went wrong.

I says to my wife, I says, "Honey, my face is gray, my teeth are brown, my hairline is receding. I'm hideous. What's wrong with me?"

She says, "I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect."