i dont think its more about why is your client loading with a sound more of how do u know what a fairy having a shit sounds like? 
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Dashie IOW
RoseBell69
My guesses is that a fairy poops a lot like a Unicorn, Dashie ;p
Darkoid
You must be having a shitty fairy stalking you Spuz
Kyu
inb4 Navi is the fairy