Khix
The GameCube™ has a HANDLE! You somehow ignored that, completely missing the easy transport factor that would come with using a GameCube™. The genius of the Nintendo® GameCube™ is shown through the handle and can only be appreciated when utilizing it. It's so miraculously designed that many people can't even feel the weight of the GameCube™ once they pick it up. The design staff worked hard on the handle, maybe even more than on the rest of the parts of GameCube™ combined, but people like you fail to realize the beauty crafted by the ascended beings that are the Nintendo® dev team. Some fools have even gone so far as to say that the Switch™ was the first real 'portable' console from Nintendo®. Are they blind? The GameCube™ may not have sold as many units as the Wii™, but that was solely due to the strict quality assurance that Nintendo® has about their products. And do you know what the main issue was that caused most of the units not to be shipped from the factory to the public? The handle. Every handle had to be perfect and custom crafted. Barely one out of ten handles could live up to this lofty standard.
Nintendo® wanted us to use the handle. To bring our GameCubes™ to the park with us for picnics, or to go to the beach with. Yet I ask people about this, and most of them haven't even built a sandcastle with their GameCube™. Instead they leave it locked in some small cupboard in the dark. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. GameCubes™ have helped us all through difficult times and we have repaid them poorly. Most people don't even take their GameCube™ for a walk once a week, let alone the daily walk that a GameCube™ should have. The handle is there for a reason guys. Use it. Your GameCube™ doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and I know you'll both be happier once you start embracing the power of the handle.
Nintendo® wanted us to use the handle. To bring our GameCubes™ to the park with us for picnics, or to go to the beach with. Yet I ask people about this, and most of them haven't even built a sandcastle with their GameCube™. Instead they leave it locked in some small cupboard in the dark. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. GameCubes™ have helped us all through difficult times and we have repaid them poorly. Most people don't even take their GameCube™ for a walk once a week, let alone the daily walk that a GameCube™ should have. The handle is there for a reason guys. Use it. Your GameCube™ doesn't deserve this kind of treatment, and I know you'll both be happier once you start embracing the power of the handle.